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Start of something funny ^_^
NhandoDate: Monday, 07-December-2009, 8:13 AM | Message # 1
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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN biggrin
:)) :)) biggrin

Between 18 & 20, a woman is like Africa;
Half discovered, half wild; naturally
Beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 & 30, a woman is like America;
Well developed and open to trade especially
for someone with cash.

Between 31 & 35, she is like India;
Very hot, relaxed, & convinced of her own
beauty.

Between 36 & 40, a woman is like France;
Gently aging but still a warm and desirable
place to visit.

Between 41 & 50, she is like Yugoslavia;
Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes.
Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 & 60, a woman is like Russia;
Very wide and borders are unpatrolled.
The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 & 70, a woman is like Mongolia;
With a glorious and all conquering past but
alas, no future.

After 70, they become like Afghanistan;
everyone knows where it is, but nobody wants to
go there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 & 70, a man is like Iraq; ruled by a dick :-D

 
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