THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 & 20, a woman is like Africa;
Half discovered, half wild; naturally
Beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 & 30, a woman is like America;
Well developed and open to trade especially
for someone with cash.
Between 31 & 35, she is like India;
Very hot, relaxed, & convinced of her own
Between 36 & 40, a woman is like France;
Gently aging but still a warm and desirable
place to visit.
Between 41 & 50, she is like Yugoslavia;
Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes.
Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 & 60, a woman is like Russia;
Very wide and borders are unpatrolled.
The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 & 70, a woman is like Mongolia;
With a glorious and all conquering past but
alas, no future.
After 70, they become like Afghanistan;
everyone knows where it is, but nobody wants to
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 & 70, a man is like Iraq; ruled by a dick